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Once Upon A Time, Good Omens, Monty Python, and Arrested Development had a back-alley three-way and birthed a f...
Hey everyone, Thanks for reading. This is my entry for the 2019 Open Novella Contest.
I've chosen the following prompt from the Fantastical Fiction section:
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I appreciate any and all feedback on the story. The first draft is finished and I'll be going back and editing over the next month and incorporating comments left by readers. Thank you to everyone who has engaged so far and pointed out spots that need editing, or that you've loved.
