This book belongs to:
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Who lent it to:
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Who rather than give it back, forgot about it, moved, found it several months later and rather than ship it back, gave it to a free library when Konmari-ing the new home.
RUDE!
It was picked up by:
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Who, not believing the afore mentioned lending tragedy could befall them as well, lent it to:
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Who RUDELY lent it to:
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Who liked it so much they decided to keep it and LIED to their friend who lent it to them saying they didn't know what happened to it. It's currently sitting on their bedside table, and they haven't spoken to the afore named friend in months.
...
Now it belongs to:
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Who found it in this abandoned house after the nuclear apocalypse came about from everyone assuming those dick-measuring idiots who held the keys would come to their senses.
They didn't.
Clearly.
Stop assuming. It brings about the apocalypse.
Also stop lending your books. Nothing good shall come of it. Nothing.
YOU ARE READING
The Dark Heir (SHORTLIST - Open Novella Contest 2019)
Fantasy**Featured on DARK FANTASY and ADULT FICTION reading lists** WARNING: EATING OR DRINKING WHILE READING THIS STORY IS HIGHLY INADVISABLE. Once Upon A Time, Good Omens, Monty Python, and Arrested Development had a back-alley three-way and birthed a f...
