South Park Chats 'N' Shit [DISCONTINUED]

Craig needs dating advice, has hot hair and ships Kyman

TuckerFucker has sent you a message

TuckerFucker Clyde help

Idontcry well well well look how the tables have turned

TuckerFucker shut up I need help

Idontcry I don't even know what it is you want but I already know you'd be better off asking Token or Tweek

TuckerFucker well Tweek is definitely out of the question and Token won't help me so you have to as my best friend

Idontcry I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND?!

TuckerFucker yes now help me

Idontcry what do you need?

TuckerFucker I have no idea how to ask someone out....

Idontcry oh

Idontcry Oooohhhh

TuckerFucker don't fucking judge me

Idontcry I'm not I'm not

Idontcry but you are asking me for dating advice

Idontcry I'm gonna cry

TuckerFucker yeah yeah but I need to talk to Tweek tomorrow so would you get on with it

Idontcry ok, so its actually really easy

Idontcry just go up to him and ask him if he wants to go to....

TuckerFucker oh idk

Idontcry you want to take him on a date then you need a place to go for said date

TuckerFucker ok, how about that new pizza place downtown?

Idontcry alright that's a start

Idontcry now you just gotta say: Hey Tweek, do you wanna go to that new pizza place downtown tomorrow?

TuckerFucker and he'll say yes?

Idontcry if he's free tomorrow then yeah

TuckerFucker thanks dude you're pretty cool

Idontcry the coolest?

TuckerFucker Don't ruin it

Idontcry alright alright one more thing

Idontcry why do you always wear a hat?

TuckerFucker have you seen my hair

Idontcry no homo but your hair is pretty hot dude

TuckerFucker exactly the girls love it but I dont love them

Idontcry maybe the gay boys love it

TuckerFucker me and Tweek aren't the only gay boys?

Idontcry weeellllll

TuckerFucker spit it out

Idontcry you remember how we got Stan and Kyle to believe they kissed?

TuckerFucker oh my god

Idontcry It's gonna happen! All my ships are gonna come true!

TuckerFucker yes as long as grey dont involve you

Idontcry you Cabot ship yourself thy that's not how it works

Idontcry you think Bunny and Dip are gonna be a thing too?

TuckerFucker I'm sorry, WHAT?

Idontcry Kenny + Butters and Damien + Pip

TuckerFucker well I haven't heard from Damien or Pip in a while and Bunny seems possible but Style is happening I'm telling you

Idontcry apart from Creek, Style is my OTP (one true pairing)

TuckerFucker Creek. CREEK?!

Idontcry yeah you and Tweek

TuckerFucker holy shit dude

TuckerFucker even though Style is basically canon I think Kyle and Cartman would have been better

Idontcry Kyman?!

TuckerFucker if tests what you call it then yes

TuckerFucker Clyde?

TuckerFucker Clyyyyyyde?

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EDIT: I forgot to add a meme so instead a wholesome picture of THEBESTDANGBOIEVER(tm) aka Clyde Donovan
Credit: dudemarsh on tumblr
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