South Park Chats 'N' Shit [DISCONTINUED]

Dare or... also dare

TuckerFucker added CoffeeLove, Kenneth69 and 3 others to Gaywads🖕

TuckerFucker because I'm happy~

Kenneth69 oh god that can't be good

TuckerFucker shut up poor boy

CoffeeLove what's up?

TuckerFucker I CAUGHT FATASS KISSING A DUDE

BROflovski W H A T

DUDEmarsh LE GASP

Buttercup really?!

CoffeeLove HAH

BROflovski who?

TuckerFucker you're not gonna like this...

Buttercup why?

Kenneth69 oh?

CoffeeLove SPILL THE TEA

TuckerFucker *sips tea* you wanna tell everyone something McCormick?

Kenneth69 IT WAS A DARE

BROflovski no fucking way

DUDEmarsh you have to be butt fucking me right now

CoffeeLove wait a fucking fuck

CoffeeLove WHAT

CoffeeLove H A H

Kenneth69 added KahlsMom to Gaywads🖕

Kenneth69 TELL THEM IT WAS A DARE

KahlsMom what was a dare?

Kenneth69 YOU KNOW PERFECTLY WELL WHAT FATASS

KahlsMom yeah it was

KahlsMom but for the record Kenny kissed me

TuckerFucker who dared you anyway?

Kenneth69 guess

CoffeeLove added Idontcry to Gaywads🖕

Idontcry oh boy

KahlsMom you're in some deep shit Donovan

BROflovski Clyde, I'm gonna be honest here; I've never really liked you, but thank you so so so much.

DUDEmarsh dude thank you so so much

Kenneth69 hey, Clyde, why don't you tell them what happened after that?

Idontcry um no I don't wanna

CoffeeLove tell us or I will hunt you down and shove a nest of fire ants so far up your ass that they come out your eye sockets

KahlsMom damn go off Tweek

CoffeeLove what I like gossip

BROflovski well spill Clyde

Idontcry my dare was...

Kenneth69 dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun

Idontcry wtaf was that?

Kenneth69 a drumroll

Buttercup or gunfire

DUDEmarsh could have been bubble wrap

TuckerFucker how does that sound like bubble wrap?!

KahlsMom IT DOESN'T MATTER CLYDE SPILL YOUR SHIT

Idontcry I had to sneak into Mackey's office and confess my darkest secret into the loudspeaker things

DUDEmarsh did you get caught?

Idontcry yup! And I've been suspended!

Buttercup you seem happy about it...

Idontcry my dad doesn't care that I was suspended, I didn't have to say my darkest secret to the whole school and I've got a date on Friday!

KahlsMom who's the unlucky guy?

Kenneth69 nice

Idontcry I'll have you know it's the cute girl that Craig's friend was flirting with

TuckerFucker who?

Idontcry idk his name but he's like angry Tweek and he doesn't live in South Park and Craig used to have a crush on him

TuckerFucker Thomas?

Idontcry yeah that's the one

CoffeeLove WHAT.

BROflovski fuck this I'm going to bed

DUDEmarsh no way dude this is fucking gold

TuckerFucker FUCK YOU CLYDE FUCK YOU STAN FUCK ALL THE REST OF YOU (bar Tweek) YOU ALL SUCK

TuckerFucker I love you honey

KahlsMom great now the gay train is pulling up to the station

Kenneth69 choo choo mothafucka

Buttercup toot toot!

DUDEmarsh 🚂 🏳️‍🌈

Idontcry Tweek you gucci?

CoffeeLove fuck

CoffeeLove off

TuckerFucker THAT WAS AGES AGO CMON IM TOTALLY OVER HIM

TuckerFucker besides I'm fairly certain Thomas is straight

TuckerFucker added -Th0mas- to Gaywads🖕

TuckerFucker are you straight

-Th0mas- what?!

TuckerFucker Tweek thinks you're gay

CoffeeLove What?! I never said that!

-Th0mas- I'm bi and right now I have a crush on a girl if that settles it

TuckerFucker yes yes yes thank you sooo much dude

Idontcry um I'm going to leave now

DUDEmarsh yeah

Buttercup this is getting awkward...

Kenneth69 UWU

TuckerFucker k I'll go too

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TuckerFucker sent you a message

20:46

TuckerFucker I love you 💚

TuckerFucker a lot

TuckerFucker a little too much

TuckerFucker but not enough

TuckerFucker so... I love you

TuckerFucker Tweek?

TuckerFucker alright, I can take a hint

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CoffeeLove I love you too 💙

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