This chapter is shitty cause im uninspired

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3:13
DUDEmarsh I want to die

BROflovski honestly, Stan, you've got to stop this. It's pathetic and not true. You're doing this for attention. Stop.

3:28
BROflovski Stan?

BROflovski look, I'm sorry. I know you've been kinda distant lately and you feel like Shit but you've got to get over it...

BROflovski - Your Super Best Friend

DUDEmarsh lol autocorrect I just want two die

BROflovski FUCK YOU DIE ISN'T EVEN THIS PLURAL OF DIE IT'S DICE YOU FUCKING DICKHEAD

BROflovski why do you need it anyway?

DUDEmarsh homework

BROflovski YOU WAITED HALF A YEAR UNTIL WE DID PROBABILITY AND CHANCE IN MATHS FOR THAT JOKE DIDN'T YOU?!

DUDEmarsh and I'm glad I did

DUDEmarsh this just cured my depression

BROflovski seriously dude

DUDEmarsh you cure my depression

BROflovski um, thanks, I think?

DUDEmarsh 😊❤️

BROflovski r u ok?

DUDEmarsh no u

BROflovski wtaf

DUDEmarsh hit or miss

Kenneth69 sent you a message

Kenneth69 I guess they never miss...

BROflovski what is going on?!

Donttestmyburgers sent you a message

Donttestmyburgers huh?

BROflovski SERIOUSLY WHAT IS GOING ON?!

Buttercup sent you a message

Buttercup You got a boyfriend...

BROflovski FOR FUCKS SAKE

TuckerFucker sent you a message

TuckerFucker ...I bet he doesn't kiss ya!

BROflovski UUUGHHHH

CoffeeLove sent you a message

CoffeeLove Mwah!

BROflovski fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Idontcry sent you a message

Idontcry those guys are fucking idiots that is such a dead meme

BROflovski THANK GOD

Idontcry 👌

BROflovski F U C K  O F F

Jimothyrules sent you a message

Jimothyrules sub 2 pewdiepie

BROflovski FUCK YOU FUCK THIS FUCK LIFE FUCK ME FUCK EVERYTHING FUCK EVERYONE FUCK MEMES FUCK PEOPLE

YoMamaBlack sent you a message

YoMamaBlack jfc chill dude

BROflovski IT'S 3:45 IN THE FUCKING MORNING WE HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW AND YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING TESTING ME

KahlsMom sent you a message

KahlsMom sup kyal

BROflovski WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT FATASS?!

KahlsMom Jesus no need to be so rude

KahlsMom kyal

BROflovski W H A T

KahlsMom kyal I stole everyone's phones at school

KahlsMom kyal

KahlsMom kyal you left me on 'read' ha ha

KahlsMom kyal

BROflovski I'm not even mad.

KahlsMom I don't see any reason to be mad

BROflovski I know, that's why I'm not mad.

BROflovski it's sad that you have nothing better to do than piss me off at 4:00am on a Wednesday morning

KahlsMom wow kyal, thanks for wasting my fucking time, that's really sad y'know now screw you kyal, I'm going to sleep

BROflovski I

BROflovski I just

BROflovski I'm done

BROflovski I'm fucking done

BROflovski I'm gonna start drinking like Stan cause I need something to cope with the actual BULLSHIT I was just subjected to

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Hi I'm
uninspired
Tired
And
Building an empire


Of memes

Sorry this chapter was rly random and shitty but I haven't updated in a while
Happy late valentines day!
~Raisin 💜💜💜

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