Kahls mom has got it goin on

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(Continuation of Dare or... also dare)

KahlsMom TWEEK YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH

BROflovski oh god

DUDEmarsh what now

RollingintheTweek what?

KahlsMom DONT ACT ALL INNOCENT YOU KNOW FULL WELL WHAT YOUVE DONE

RollingintheTweek It was fun. Very fun.

Clydetotheleft mildly terrified

CraigthatSouljaBoy mildly?

Clydetotheleft yeah I was trying to be nice...

Kenneth69 I'm LOVING you guys' new usernames btw

Jimmyamanaftermidnight why thank you

RollingintheTweek well if we're all good here I'll be off

KahlsMom OH NO YOU DONT

KahlsMom AND KENNY UR JUST AS GUILTY

DUDEmarsh does this have anything to do with them being blonde?

BROflovski wow way to assume dude

RollingintheTweek seriously I have no idea why Cartman is being.... Cartman

Kenneth69 r u jealous of Tweek's new username because I think your one could be turn into song lyrics as well

DUDEmarsh how?

Kenneth69 y'know like KahlsMom has got it goin on

BROflovski oh dead god

Clydetotheleft she's all I want and I've waited for so long

KahlsMom Kahl can't you see your just not the girl for me

Kenneth69 I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with KahlsMom

CraigthatSouljaBoy I'm confused

RollingintheTweek 'Stacy's Mom?'

CraigthatSouljaBoy nope

Clydetotheleft YOUVE NEVER HEARD STACYS MOM?!

Clydetotheleft you're fucking dead to me

CraigthatSouljaBoy over a song?

Clydetotheleft YOU KNOW I PUT ALL MY HEART ABD SOUL INTO MY MUSIC TASTE

RollingintheTweek I thought you put all your heart and soul into your taste in cuisine?

Jimmyamanaftermidnight yeah that's what you said yesterday

Clydetotheleft uh, Tweek and Kenny are still on Cartman's shit list

Kenneth69 oh yeah, why?

KahlsMom YOU GUYS HAVE A GROUP CHAT WITHOUT US

Kenneth69 whaaaat

RollingintheTweek no we don't

KahlsMom YOU DO TO! AND ITS ONLY FOR BLONDES

Kenneth69 oh yeah Tweek got rid of that tho

KahlsMom Aaand you were dissing brunettes!

Clydetotheleft SON OF A BITCH

Jimmyamanaftermidnight How could you?!

KahlsMom y'know What this means?

BROflovski you have a new idea for one of your 'war games'

KahlsMom EXACTLY KAHL

DUDEmarsh hair wars? Really?

BROflovski holy shit dude

DUDEmarsh Kyle, I know I just spoke but that is my line and I really don't appreciate you using it

BROflovski maybe some time apart would be good

DUDEmarsh FINE

BROflovski FINE.

Kenneth69 wow did they really just have a couples quarrel?

RollingintheTweek Hah

CraigthatSouljaBoy suckers

Clydetotheleft well my friends, I'm afraid it is time to go to war

Jimmyamanaftermidnight aw what

Clydetotheleft Jimmy your on our team remember?

Jimmyamanaftermidnight our?

Clydetotheleft yeah we've got Cartman

KahlsMom heh

Kenneth69 welp I'm off to find Butters, shall you be joining me, sir Tweek?

RollingintheTweek indeed I shall

CraigthatSouljaBoy oh god no I'm stuck with Stan

KahlsMom well Kyle is gonna have an army of gingers so we might want to build a fortress or something

RollingintheTweek alright, I hope most of you die

Clydetotheleft aw he said most of you

RollingintheTweek meaning I hope everyone but Craig dies

Clydetotheleft goddamnit

CraigthatSouljaBoy yay!

Kenneth69 yay? Seriously? Tweek what have you done

RollingintheTweek my best

KahlsMom I wish you all good luck, and remember, Craig has no music taste

CraigthatSouljaBoy ALRIGHT I'LL LISTEN TO THE SONG

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Big oof alert:
My book finally published! Wattpad was being a dick and wouldn't let me post it for a while but it's finally up!
I would really appreciate it if you took a look at it and I hope you all had a wonderful St. Patrick's day
~Raisin💜

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