god nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight
so, a vampire?
i can confirm that i am not a vampire as i have blood
is it your blood?
it is blood, yes
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How To Be Ridiculous
RandomJack, Rose, Collin and I are back at it again with the jokes, puns, comebacks, weird stories and truckload of sarcasm. [Book Four in the "How To" series] WARNING: CONTAINS A LOT OF SWEARS AND TALKS ABOUT MATURE CONTENT.
