Ignite ─ Ben Hardy

CHAPTER NINE ━ MORNING BELL

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𝚐𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚙𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚝.

𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐂𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐃
Shanessa ━ Woodle Noodle
Tom ━ Hollandaise
Zendaya ━ Zen Latte
Jacob ━ Jalapeño

WOODLE NOODLE HAS ADDED UNKNOWN NUMBER TO THE CHAT

WODDLE NOODLE HAS CHANGED UNKNOWN NUMBER TO JOELLY BEANS

Woodle Noodle
JOE MY JURASSIC PARK
KID WELCOME TO OUR
FOOD SQUAD AJKSKSK

Joelly Beans
I don't know who you are.

Joelly Beans
Also, can you even pick out
a better name for me? Duh.

Woodle Noodle
D:

Woodle Noodle
In my defense, joelly beans
sounds more PG-13 than
blow job.

Woodle Noodle
Oopsie. I mean blow joe.

Joelly Beans
You said this is a food squad,
blow job is not included? 🧐

Woodle Noodle
Well, you see, when you
have sex i|

Hollandaise
ALRIGHT PHONE'S OFF.

HOLLANDAISE HAS REMOVED
WOODLE NOODLE FROM THE CHAT

Zen Latte
Lol rip.

Jalapeño
Are you sure this is
a good idea? She is
definitely going to ask
tomorrow morning.

Hollandaise
Don't worry, she's too drunk
to even remember that she
added Joe into this chat.

Zen Latte
That's unreassuring.

Joelly Beans
Holy shit, are you Zendaya?

Zen Latte
I am :)

Joelly Beans
OMGLAKSKSK I CAN'T BREAHT
I'm a huge fan, it's me the one and
only, Joe Mazzello!!!!

Zen Latte
Awe I know who you are.
You did an amazing job as
John Deacon in BoRhap!!

Joelly Beans