Once Upon a Time/ "All-Star"

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This Movie is a Parody of

Shrek.

*Book Appears Before Being Opened By Itself*
Narrator:Once Upon a Time There Was a Handsome Prince, But He Got The Enchantment of a Fearful Curse That Can Only Be Broken By Love's First Kiss, He Was Locked Away In The Castle Guarded By a Fearful Mewman In Mewperty Who is Blonde Haired BOY With Hearts On HIS Cheeks, Many Brave Knights Have Already Tried To Free Him From The Terrible Prison But None of Them Survived, He Waited At The Mewman's Keep At The Highest Room Of The Tallest Tower Till' He's Rescued By His True Love And His True Love's First Kiss
*Hiro Rips The Page*
Hiro:Heh Heh, Oh Like That's Ever Going To Happen *Close The Book She Was Reading* Oh, Look At That
*The Toilet Flushes And Hiro Came Out*
Somebody Once Told Me That The World's Gonna Roll Me I Ain't a Toughest Tool
*Hiro Yawn And Got The Toilet Paper Out of Her Foot, She Then Stands There Proud*
She Was Looking Kind of Dumb When She Put a Finger And a Thumb In a Shape Of An "L" On Her Forehead
*Hiro Smiles And Then Left Her Outhouse*

Hiro ("Shrek")

Movie By: @KirstenGuerrero1

Well, The Years Starts Coming And They Ain't Stop Coming Bet To The Rules And My Legs Are Running
*Hiro Collected The Mud And Put It On a Branch, Took Her Clothes Off And Then Pull The Rope, And the Mud Got On Her*
Hiro:Gah! *Scrubs Her Back*
So Much to Do, So Much To See So What's Wrong Taking The Backstreet? You'll Never Know If You Don't Know, You'll Never Shine If You Don't Glow
*Hiro Put Mud In Her Mouth And Then She Spit It Out* *The Mud That Hiro Had Spitted Out Said a Word "Hiro Hamada" Female"*
*Hiro Puts a Bug On a Stick Using a Bug As a Toothpaste And Using a Stick as a Toothbrush, And Then Brushes Her Teeth, She Look At Herself In The Mirror And Then The Mirror Broke When She Smiled* *The Broken Mirror Said a Word "Marco Diaz"*
*Hiro Then Went To Her Swamp Lake (While Covering Her Bare Chest) And Then She Farted In The Lake And Then The Fish Died, She Thinks For a Second And Then Smirk And Grabbed The Dead Fish (While Still Covering Her Bare Chest* *The Swamp Lake Said a Word "Sonic The Hedgehog (Sonic Boom)"*
*Hiro (Now Fully Dressed) Is Pushing Something* *The Snail That Hiro Picked Up, The Worms Made a Word "Obake"*
*Hiro Was Now Painting Something Once She Was Done Painting, She Kissed It, She Then Place It On The Front of Her Swamp*

*Meanwhile There Were The Missing Posters of Hiro Hamada, There Were People There Too, They Made The Plan And Now They Were Getting Ready To Get Hiro**Meanwhile Back With Hiro, She Was Eating Eyeball**The People Then Were Heading to Hiro's Swamp**...

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*Meanwhile There Were The Missing Posters of Hiro Hamada, There Were People There Too, They Made The Plan And Now They Were Getting Ready To Get Hiro*
*Meanwhile Back With Hiro, She Was Eating Eyeball*
*The People Then Were Heading to Hiro's Swamp*
*Hiro Is On The Couch*
*The People Who Are Looking For Hiro Broke The Sigh Which Hiro Heard*
*Hiro Look At The Window And Saw The People That Are Looking For Her*
Hiro:Ugh!, When Will They Ever Stop Looking For Me *Went Somewhere*
Only Shooting Stars Brings Out The Mole
*The People That Are Looking For Hiro Made It To Her Swamp*
*Unknowingly For Them That Hiro Had Set Out Her Pet Lion, Simba To Scare Away The People Who Are Looking For Her*
Unnamed People #1:*Moves The Leaf a Little Bit So He Can See The Swamp* i think she's in there
Unnamed People #2:Alright, LET'S GET HER! *Tried To Charge In To Rescue Hiro*
Unnamed People #1:Whoa!, Hold On Do We Even Know If She's Still Alive, I Mean What If a Wild Lion or a Wild Bear Had Eaten Her Alive!
Simba:*Roars*
Peoples:AH!
Simba:*Roars*
Peoples:AH!
Simba:*Roars*
Peoples:AH!
*Silence*
Hiro:*Approach* This Is The Part Where You Run Away
Peoples:AH! Ghost Hiro! *Runs Away*
Hiro:Serious, Why?!
Simba:*Licks Hiro's Hair*
Hiro:Good Boy, Your Steak Is In Your Cage *Smiles*
*Simba Went Back To His Cage*
*Hiro Did Love Her New Home In The Swamp But She Does Missed Her Home Sometimes, Hiro Then Saw a Wanted Poster*
Hiro:Huh? *Picks Up The Wanted Poster* "Wanted: Fairytale Creatures, Ponies And Humans With Magical Abilities", *Sighs* when will my brother realized that i'm happy here, he works as a guard now anyways
*Hiro Threw Away The Wanted Poster*

Part 1 Ended.

Cast:

Hiro Hamada (Female) As Shrek
The Police Men's As The Angry Mobs
Simba (Adult) As Himself

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⏰ Last updated: May 19, 2019 ⏰

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