I'm at a sleepover with three of my friends. I'm sleeping in the same bed as my friend, Bella and my two other friends are sleeping together on the floor. They were all worried that I was finna make a move on Bella since I'm bi lmaooo my friends are so funny. So they're like:
"Are you sure you can handle sleeping with her. Y'know with your feelings and all" and I was like:
"Yeah. I'll just make out with her and cover her in hickies, despite the fact that I'm waaaaaay more attracted to men than women and that I like Will, a guy in our grade". So they told me:
"Yeah, true dat. Sorry we questioned your gay". And then it got really quiet until her brother yelled from downstairs,
"QUEER" and we started dying of laughter.
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