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    Good morning. News flash, I'm your mom. I'm also depressed ;') please read, vote, and comment! I love seeing your comments, they make me feel relevant. wait how the hell did you find this- 💠This book reached its maximum capacity for coolness, so r...

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    GUESS WHO MADE VARSITY???

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    Yall, I mad varsity soccer in 8th grade, so I'm better than a lot of high schoolers on the JV team. 
    I'm a goalie, so I don't have to do as much running, which is fucking amazing. 
    
                              
    Also, just realized that this book is almost two years old I'm crying. 
    
                              
    
                                
    
                                    Bye bitch (when I say 😗✌🏼 , I mean this^^)
                                
                                  
                                  
                                    
                                      
                                      
                                    
                                  
                                 
                                
    
                                
    
                                  
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    Bye bitch (when I say 😗✌🏼 , I mean this^^)
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