Hey guys, I have a heartbreaking story on the muffin 😪. So I gave birth to the child that the Muffin impregnated me with, but it was ugly as hell, so I put it in the bathroom garbage can.
The muffin found out that I threw away our child (because it was fucking ugly), so he made a devious plan.
One day, I was hanging out with my friend Stella. We were walking up and down the streets of Boston (even though we're thirteen), because we're fucking stupid. We turned into an alleyway, and we noticed a white van following us.
We try to lose it, so we run out of the alleyway and run out into the streets. The van, of course, caught up with us and hit us. We fell to the ground instantly, and two men, along with the muffin, ran out.
In our hazy stage, Stella and I couldn't see straight, especially because we were hit by a fucking van. The men and muffin put some sort of cloth on our faces, and we were out cold.
(Part 3 comes out tomorrow :0 )
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