Life of a Nigerian Teenage boy

Unfortunate events

Friday is here, I am excited mainly cause it's weekend and all the things I had done about the party was working out so I dressed up and made my way to the school from the hostel, that by the short break which is after the 3rd period ie class for the day I am going to go update them.

After the 3rd period, the bell rang for short break and it is time to update the boys on the progress I've made on the party, so I made my way to go meet them at our usual hangout the BBC.

"Hey guys what's up?, hows you guys doing?"  I said excitedly
Mario replies "we doing good my brother man"

"So guys here's the update,  I've spoken to the proprietress and she's agreed but on 2 conditions one we don't pass curfew and two the principal has to agree to it.... ohh and also no alcohol,  dirty dancing basically no frivolities so that's like 5 but that's not a problem since we are going to disobey pretty much everything except number 2 and she knows we are going to disobey and she's fine with it as long as report doesn't get to her,"  I told the guys

"I told you guys he'll do it like I literally don't know how he does it but he makes things work just tell him, always striking a deal hhmmmm business man" Alex said j

"So how do we go about the principal??"  Yemi asked

"I already talked to his daughter and she's agreed to talk to her dad so that's a yes" I said

"Wait how did you get her to talk to her dad in short how did you talk to her nobody talks to her or can talk to her especially if you are a boy, do you know how much I've tried to talk to her, to ask her out?  She blows every guy off" Tunde said a bit confused looking at me for an answer

"Yeah I don't know what the deal is with that girl mehn I don dey try run her package since when we dey Jss3 she doesn't even give audience not to talk of accepting shebi na person wey hear na him dey accept". Abraham lamented

"Haha haha haha,"  Yemi was just laughing at their predicament

"But seriously how did you do it Adura??"  Yemi asked

"I didn't do anything we have been friends since Jss3," I told them

"Ehn how come, I've never seen you guys talk like never" Mario said

"How do you do all these your package sef, the same Jss3 someone has been trying to talk to her", Yemi questioned

"I didn't do any package ooo if anything she talked to me first ish, her younger sister is friends with my younger sister and comes to play in my house during the hols and in the evening she comes to pick her and on one of the days she came earlier than she used to, that her house was boring so she thought she'd chill a bit at my place till it was time for them to go home and that was how we started talking and she's surprisingly very interesting and fun. We talked throughout the time she was in my house that day and so she started coming to my house to chill and why we don't talk in school is because she said if we talk in school you guys will use the opportunity to talk to her and she doesn't want any attachment so we only talk when we are alone in a place or during holidays". I explained to them

"Hmmm so that's the story woow I wish my sister was her friend heck I wish I had a sister I just have two stubborn brothers Hmmm my life "........ Yemi joked

"Wait sef where is Yomi?"  Mario asked

"That's true I have not seen him since yesterday night" . Tunde said