I THINK I MIGHT BE EVIL

First Meeting Starters

1. "Uh, hi there? Do you need something?"

2. "Didn't know anybody else was here."

3. "Sorry, is this seat taken?"

4. "Yeah, can I help you with something?"

5. "I'm so sorry! I didn't see you!"

6. "I swear I've seen you on TV before."

7. "Hi! I just need you to pretend like you know me!"

8. "You need directions or something?"

9. "Haven't seen you around. Need something?"

10. "Um, hi. How long have you been standing there?"

11. "Of course I don't trust you, I just met you. It's Gotham."

12. "What? Do I have something on my face?"