RIPtide

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"Running down to the riptide..."
Me:*Running* PERCY UNCAP RIPTIDE!
Percy:Ok..? *uncaps*
Me:OK STAY THERE!
Percy: ....
Me: *Sprints* WEEEE "RUNNING DOWN TO THE-" *Feels sword impale stomach and mutters* "Aw Hades." *collapses*
Percy: *.... Um Annabeth...I think I killed another person..
Annabeth: SEAWEED BRAIN -_-
(Ok so Percy would never kill anyone...(unless he hated them) )

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