Leo Valdez's 'Fiery' Pickup Lines..

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Leo:Hey girl.
Calypso:Me?
Leo:Yeah.Your smoking!
Calypso:Excuse me?
Leo:And you know what?
Calypso: What..*is ready to punch Leo*
Leo:*Clears throat* Ahem..
Calypso: Please..dont..
Leo: *Points at Calypso* "THIS GIRL IS ON FIREEEEEE.." *sets hands on fire*
Calypso: I'm done..I just cant..*grabs fire extinguisher and hits Leo with it*
AND LEO NEVER SANG THAT SONG AGAIN... (Or did he..? O.o)

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