FESTUS WHY? (Timber Parody)

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~During The Lost Hero~
Jason:Were going down..
Leo:I'm yelling "HADES!"
Piper:We better live,we better survive
Jason:And if we dont,we all are dead..
Leo:So..Festus..please just wake up!
Piper:OHHHOHHHH WERE GONNA DIE!
Jason:BRACE FOR IMPACT CAUSE WE MAY DIE!*Grabs Piper and flies off*
Piper:LEOOOOOOOOO! LEOOOOOOOOOOOO! WE NEED TO GO BACK AND GET LEO.
Everyone: *Crashes*
How was that terrible parody?

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