All you need is to be claimed by Aphrodite and *poof* and you'll be as pretty (cough) as she is! Don't wait! Get claimed today!
(Aphrodite is not responsible for any pain,betrayal,or heart break during this process.)
YOU ARE READING
Percy Jackson Jokes
HumorRandom PJO/HOO Jokes *This book is dedicated to hermespranker for inspiring me to write this* -Cover by KerryPaiges (Credit to Rick Riordan..I don't own ANY PJO/HOO characters)
Forget Proactive!
All you need is to be claimed by Aphrodite and *poof* and you'll be as pretty (cough) as she is! Don't wait! Get claimed today!
(Aphrodite is not responsible for any pain,betrayal,or heart break during this process.)