preferences [hp]

030. them as things my friends have said p2

h a r r y
✧ "yes I am abrosexual, only attracted to magicians"

r o n
✧ "I took one hit off a dab pen and felt like I was on the ocean for the entire 4th period"

d r a c o
✧ "I don't like hitting bongs because I feel like I'm sucking the devil's dick"

f r e d
✧ "you've heard of Australia? Yeah doesn't exist. Australians? Made up by the government"

g e o r g e
✧ "you see you have the ape, the homo erectus, the homosapien, and then the supreme FLAT EARTHER"

n e v i l l e
✧ "how the fuck am I expected to stay sober while having to balance school, parties, sex, and dismantling the patriarchy"

s e a m u s
✧ "the one time I took LSD it was great until the popcorn ceiling started talking to me"

o l i v e r
✧ "y'all why has no girl cuffed me like I'll eat your pussy and shower you with love and affection what more could anyone ask for"

c e d r i c
✧ [looks at hw] "oh fuck this school ain't that important anyway"

p e r c y
✧ [takes gum out of his mouth] "do YOU want my gum???"

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