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Jennie's class

Jennie: good morning class let me do role call and we'll get started

Lily: stay away contagious

V: what I'm not contagious!

Jennie: Ms Manobon and Mr Kim keep on talking in this class you guys will have detention

V: yes ma'am

Lily: yes Ms. Kim

5 minutes later

Lily: do you think if someone is gay but says they like girls are they still gay?

V: That's a trick question I think they'll still be gay they're just hiding their sexuality

Lily: huh smart

Jennie: ok you to detention End of the day

Lily: great

V: great

Ring ring ring

Jennie: remember there is a test next week and have a great day

V: bye Aunty

Jennie: bye v (whispers to him) you don't have to come to detention Lily just needs to be a little more mature

V: I understand

Jennie: everyone may leave but lily

Lily: this is bullshit

Jennie: Lily lalice Kim Manoban!

Lily: Jennie Ruby Jane Kim Manoban?

Jennie: Lily I'm your mommy not your friend so don't call me that

Lily: that's not fair you call me it

Jennie: *goes to the phone* hi is Ms. Manoban there yes could she come up to my class thank you

Lily: why is she coming up here mommy?

Jennie: we plan to do something

Lily: like the 3 of us?

Jennie: yeah

Lisa: knock knock

Jennie: Lisa

Lisa: Jennie

Lily: Lily

Lisa: way too kill the mood Lily

Lily: not my fault I was made this way you made me and I turned out to be just like you mom all my savageness comes from mommy

Jennie: you have a point

Lisa: now let's begin class

Lily: huh? Now I have math

Jenlisa: well now you don't

Jennie: *pulls something out of her desk*

Lily: AHHHHH A SEX TOY ARE YOU GON-

Lisa: *covers Lily mouth*

Jennie: Thank you Lisa

Lisa: no problem Ahhhhhhh aish

Lily: sorry did I bite you that hard?

Jennie: you really bite her?

Lily: take a peak for yourself

Jennie: ok Lis babe pull them down for me hon

Lisa: *gives her a look*

Jennie: do I really have to do everything in this family *goes to pull Lisa pants*

Lily: Ahhhhhhh!!!!! Keep it PG man I'm like 1 years old in mom's eyes

Lisa: * stops Jennie and takes what she has in her hands* alright so Lily all you need to do is answer our questions ok

Lily: great is this a test

Jennie: you can say it that way

Lily: cool then what is that in your hand mom

Lisa: a taser

Lily: you're trying to kill me now

Jennie: let's start

Lisa: you the international player that all the girls talk about?

Lily: look at me

Jennie: you look like Lisa and she was the international player when she was in high school

Lily: ...

Lisa: let's not go there because I found you Jen now answer the question or you'll get tased

Lily: yes I'm international play girl play boy is Mr jeon jungkook we're buddy's in this game

Jennie: are you in love at the moment

Lily: yeah with 2 people but I have a feeling they're going to end up with each other

Lisa: Moonbyul and Solar

Lily: yeah

Jennie: they've been at each other everyday

Lisa: here is the actual question are you going to date someone you'll always be with?

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