like why?
why do places have to be humid.
Like for once i want to style my hair nice and not have it turn into simba's mane. What is this fuckery? (And then they sell humidity and frizz control hair products that don't work. One day I'm gonna sue them i swear.)
or maybe i want to go outside and not feel sticky the first 5 seconds of (summer ;P) stepping in my backyard.
why cant the weather just be hot cold or rainy without it having to be humid.
i swear humidity is like that clingy boyfriend that's all the way up your ass. you go anywhere and hes always following you.
Like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
i honestly wanna go back to cali because that's the only state I've lived in that wasn't humid.
while writing this i came up with a really horrid pickup line but I'm not gonna write it on here cuz 99.9999999999 % of you wont get it.
any ways thanks for taking your sweet time to read this sucky rant.
adios
-hager
