So I had a dream last night about Liam zayn and kaylyn?
[kaylyn is slut girl that is bad bad no Kaylyn we hate Kaylyn]
So apparently Kaylyn was a celebrity as in she was in One Direction?
Anyways so I'm at my house right and it's my brothers birthday and he for some reason wishes that one direction come to his party like wut he hates them anyway
So they come and chill out in my room, but it's actually on Zayn and Liam and Kaylyn who come and my room has been turned into the gym from my moms old work and the back wall is missing and u can just run forever in these weird hills with a single tree?
Ok so I like stalk around what's happening in there and there's some weird dog that my brother and Liam are petting and Zayn is leaning up against my dresser and Kaylyn is flirting with him
So that happens and I'm like texting everyone telling them that Zayn and Liam are in my room and Kaylyn is taking Zayn from Perrie and then Zayn and Kaylyn leave and Liam is chasing the dog through the field so I tell my friends what is going on and I turn back around and Liam is packing up and my brother and the dog are dead?¿
So I go up to Liam and ask him for a picture and he looks at me like a peasant and says uh ok
So we go into the living room and I give my dad the camera and Liam just like sits down on the couch cross crossed and I'm like uh ok I'll stand behind the couch so I did but then I was abnormally taller than him so I go to sit on the couch with him but it's like thirteen year old Liam with the v v prickly buzz cut and I'm like oh but I still sit beside him on the couch except I can't BC the couch shrank and now it's just a chair?¿
So I take the camera from my dad and tell justine to get out bc she was lurking in the corner and I sat on the ottoman in front of Liam and he was in one corner of the screen and I was on the other so I just took a selfie but when I went back to look at it liams head was down and Liam was gone
~then I had another dream~
So I had a dream that I got up at like 4 am to take a shower and I was so tired I couldn't even see anything so when I was in the shower I turned around and there were to bumps on the bottom of my back and I'm like squinting BC I don't think that's normal
AND SO MY TORSO TURNS TO WHERE MY STOMACH IS MY BACK AND MY BACK IS MY STOMACH
And on my new stomach there are six like nipple things growing and I am like the fuq
So I blink around to see if it's for real and it is
Except then my torso turns back around and everything is normal so I put a tshirt on when I get out of the shower and some spandex and get in bed and my hair is dripping wet
So then I wake up and it felt so real that I had to touch my hair and it was straight and dry
-annie bananie
No I did not do crack
