Daves pov
I asked old sport incase he wanted to join me in killing kiddins and this is what he said "dave no killing kids"
And i just said "but its only one how bad can that be sportsy" i smirked "quit calling me sportsy just call me old sport ya know your nickname you gave to me and about the kid yes fine ill help" i gleamed i swear i could see his eyes brighten when i smiled. Huh strange but i like it "lets go" i said proudly "why where you just stareing at me" he said while walking "um no reason sports- i i mean old sport" i fixed my words quickly
*Timeskip brought to you by dave being an idiot*
Old sports pov
We got to the kids and i just been an idiot and said "WHO THE FUCK WANTS AN ICECREAM ONE PERSON ONLY OK" dave just laughed his ass off aswell as i did to suddenly we stopped as a kid went forward and said "i do i do!" We just took the kid by the hand, im not even going to ask how the kid isnt scared of two people being purple and Orange but the fact is were murderers and this is an inoocent kid, heh oh well its time to die (anyone guess the song reference)
Daves pov
as we walked into the saferoom we took some sausages i left in there for over 20 years, yes over 20 years and we strangled the kid with it, he was a slippery one so it wasn't easy but we managed. "We did it old sport" i gleamed proudness (is that even a word) then it then turned into a frown of disgust "WHY ARE YOU EATING THE FUCKING SAUSAGES!"
"WHAT THEY ARE TASTY!" old sport obviously didnt get the catch that they are pretty much rotten "I USED IT TO STRANGLE THE KID AND ITS OVER 20 YEARS OUT OF DATE!" i yelled at him "OH MY GOD WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME WTF!" he screamed "I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE GOING TO EAT THEM DID I!!" I stated my facts correctly
"eh true" he finished the conversation and secretly took the sausages to eat them not bothered there 20 years out of date
*this took so long and im sorry for that but i hope you enjoyed this chapter as much as i did ill try get the next chapter out sometime tomorrow*
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dave x old sport: We Live, We Love, We Lie
قصص الهواةdave miller had now worked at the pizzeria for 23 years without killing kids suscessfully but suddenly without warning on a Wednesday afternoon within the pizzaria they had soon got a new arrival of a possible old friend by the name of jack Kennedy...
