dumbass nation
members: vapegod, titz, autism, nutsacc, vapegod's bitch, jew, midget, creamsicle, marley
vapegod:
i'm already planning jaren and marley's wedding
should we have roses or violets as the center piece?
nutsacc:
definitely roses
their the flowers of love
everyone knows that
marley:
guys
stop
all he said was that i was pretty
vapegod's bitch:
ok but you two literally just met
and he's already calling you pretty
THESE ARE THE SIGNS MARLEY
titz:
wait
CAN I BE THE FLOWER GIRL
PLS😤
autism:
nO
that's a spot for younger kids
and already have the IQ of a 5 year old
so i'm obviously the flower girl😌
marley:
we're not have a wedding
and besides
skylar is already the flower girl
we addressed that years ago
autism:
wow
it really do be like that sometimes😔✊🏼
creamsicle:
idc what anyone says
the ship name is jarley
and it has left the harbor
vapegod:
we been knew already jay
marley:
ew, you had to pick jarley?
i'm never letting you pick my ship names ever again
jew:
would you rather us call you maren?
that sounds even worse
midget:
maren sounds like a depressed single mother
so yeah, i'd rather have it be jarley
marley:
point taken
but anyways
stop getting ahead of yourselves
he only gave me a compliment, you guys do that all the time
autism:
we love you marley, and yes we do compliment you
but you literally met jaren like a week ago
we didn't compliment you that soon
LISTEN TO WHAT TOBY SAID
nutsacc:
ugh you guys would be so cute
i can't wait to be an uncle
titz:
i call being the godfather
vapegod:
well you're gonna have to fight me on that one bitch
someone hold my hoops😤
marley:
gUyS
STAHP IT
yes i will admit that he's pretty cute, but it's too early to catch major feelings
midget:
ever heard of love at first sight?
it's never 'too early'
creamsicle:
their relationship makes my heart go uwu
marley:
i love you jay
but ew
never say that again
creamsicle:
uwu
autism:
uwu
titz:
uwu
vapegod's bitch:
uwu
midget:
uwu
jew:
uwu
vapegod:
uwu
nutsacc:
uwu
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