Sorry.

Chapter 5

Third person pov

Touya wished he was in a bar. With Takashi, of course. He could have lost his cute little husband due to his idiotic deeds, so you better believe he wasn't taking anymore chances. Wherever Takashi was, he'd do his best to follow and behave. Even if that place was in inside of UA, which he'd just attacked. He'd barely managed to rein his flames in enough not to kill the brats trying to save their friend. Their friend, who he helped kidnap. 

Fucking hell, he was so done for.

Nezu led them to his office. Eraserhead trailed firmly behind, his quirk never faltering. Touya wasn't surprised. What did shock him was the fact that they were allowed on campus. Especially after the shit he pulled. He'd burned down half a forest, stolen a kid, almost killed some others, including his little brother, and the clone he didn't know he had apparently went at Eraserhead at some point. He'd only learned that later, from Takashi.

Nezu and Takashi both had similar smiles, which was disturbing considering one of them was a super genius and the principal of the top hero school, and a rodent, dog, bear of some kind. Touya really wasn't sure. He didn't think Nezu was too terribly sure either. It didn't really matter. Both him and Takashi were moderately terrifying, and he didn't know how to feel about that. Did he just accept it? Fighting seemed futile with his soulmate involved.

"Aizawa, you can let down your quirk for now." Nezu said as Takashi and Touya plopped down in the chairs he had set out in his office for visitors. Touya immediately scooted his closer to Takashi's. He couldn't help but scowl when Nezu's smile seemed to widen at his actions. Why wouldn't he want to be closer to Takashi? They were married... and soulmates... since when did he care about other people's opinions?

Maybe since he'd done some illegal shit that went against the moral code of every half-decent person on the planet...

"You have such a nice office." Takashi openly awed, turning to Touya brightly and offering his hand. Bashfully, Touya took it. Was he really that transparent when it came to what he wanted? It could just be that Takashi knew him well enough to sense what he wanted. That actually sounded really, really cute. Not that he'd ever admit that out loud. While being on the verge of arrest.

"Thank you; I do try to keep it orderly." Nezu settled in his chair, tilting his head thoughtfully. "This is a rather unique situation we're in, isn't it? I'm assuming you want to avoid Touya serving jail time, for which I can't blame you. However, if I remember correctly, he was also a student here. That makes us at fault too, unfortunately."

"Oh trust me," Takashi's smile sent a shiver down Touya's spine, "this was all him."

"No, no. It's our job to help our students and know when something is wrong. Touya's turn to villainy-" Nezu didn't even get to finish his sentence before the two soulmates before him burst out laughing. Yes, actual laughter Touya's was more of a reserved snicker as he tilted his head downwards and brought a hand up to cover his mouth, while Takashi's was full and unrestrained. Full of clear amusement. Nezu looked a little stunned. Nobody could really blame him.

"Okay, listen." Touya snorted a little, shaking his head. Oh, god. This really wasn't the time for laughter, but really? "I'm sorry I played a part in kidnapping one of your brats and almost killed some of his little friends, but... my turn to villainy?" 

Takashi's laughter died down a little. Aizawa looked marginally calmer than before, if not a little confused and lost. "Touya isn't a villain. This absolute cutie has a fear of spiders and takes pictures of every dog he sees. He was offered a lot of money for a job he didn't have the details of until the last second, and then got shoved through a portal where he was forced by his villainous companions to set a forest on fire."