MIN || BTS 8TH MEMBER

bts groupchat #2

kmin_jee
ok guys i think i made an huuuuuuge mistake.
rm_notamonster
oh no not again.
jinniepink
ok baby calm down calm down breath and tell us what happened.
lil_mochi
wtf sis.
sunshine94
ok nothing can be irreparable. unless if you touched my mANG PAJAMA IF YOU TOUCHED MY MANG PAJAMA YO-
kmin_jee
don't worry, your mang pajama is safe. i would never dare to touch it.
jngkookie
oh no you also stole me my black underwear im-
kmin_jee
no boi my name is not min yoongi...
y00ngsuga
i feel exposed.

jinniepink
kid what did you do.
kmin _jee
so.
> yesterday you all went out for "the boyz night", like every month.
> so i was alone in the dorm.
> and i was soOoOo hugry and bored.
> and i ordered a pizza because, yeah, pizza is pizza. pizza is great.
> like i'm not saying that korean food is not good. ramen is great.
> actually, i love ramen.
> i'm korean after all.
> ok, yes, i hate kimchi.
> i don't know why, to be honest.
> i'm not saying that it is gross.
> but it is.

rm_notamonster
WTF R U TALKING ABOUT
jinniepink
min what the heck.
y00ngsuga
i'm going to bed right now.
lil_mochi
now im hungry.
t_aelien
i'm ordering something at panda express.
sunshine94
i want chicken egg rolls with brown steamed rice and milk tea thanks.

kmin_jee
BITCHES LEMME TALK
> so i was saying...
> after that i ordered the food.
> i went to take a shower. i don't want to stink.
> the food arrived.
> then i ate.

sunshine94
and then...???
kmin_jee
then i got bored.
jngkookie
so...???
jinniepink
omg giving birth seems easier than make you talk girl.

kmin_jee
so i decided to get drunk.
jngkookie
yOU WHAT

kmin_jee
at the beginning this wasn't the idea.
> i thought "oh wow there's some alcohol lemme have a sip".
> and then after ten minutes i didn't even remember my name lmao.

lil_mochi
min...
sunshine94
yOu ArE tOo YoUnG tO dRiNk GuRl
t_aelien
i'm happy to know that i'm not the only one that gets drunk when he's alone :)
jngkookie
wut
t_aelien
wut
yoongsuga
i'm so proud of you min i taugh you so well ;)
jinniepink
YOU LITTLE GIRL HOW DARE YOU-
yoongsuga
min-ah next time you decide to get drunk call me please i'm begging you.
jinniepink
MIN YOONGI SHUT UP DON'T DEVIATE THE CHILD
rm_notamonster
they grow up so fast *whipe tears*
jinniepink
KIMNAMJOON SHIDVDSJZKXEW

kmin_jee
ok guys
> the problem is not that i got drunk.
> or, better saying.
> the problem is not just that i got drunk.

jinniepink
omg jk bring my blood-pressure medication i'm fainting.
sunshine94
what did you do.

kmin_jee
so...
>i was drunk. and i was also really bored.
> and i wanted to dance, so badly.
> i'm happy when i'm drunk.
> so i put on some music...
> and i started to dance...
> i danced to "cherry bomb"...
> i danced to "call me baby"...
> i danced to "airplane pt.2"...
> i also danced to "fake love" (i think that i also did the little fanchant before starting to dance, don't judge me)
> and then one song started...

lil_mochi
*swallows loudly*
jinniepink
i'm preparing my will.
t_aelien
el mariachii
jngkookie
jagiya what did you do.
yoongsuga
this shit is interesting.
sunshine94
what song.

kmin_jee
ok idk how.
> or why.
> i just know that expensive girl started.
> and i started dancing with a empty soju bottle.
> and i sent a fucking video to bang pd-nim.

jngkookie
OH MAN HOLY SHIT
t_aelien
I'M WHEEZING
sunshine94
YOU DID WHAT-
jinniepink
*soul left the body*
lil_mochi
ok jin-hyung, next comeback you'll have more lines. we're loosing a member. we are definitely loosing a member.
yoongsuga
look at the good side of this situation. you weren't naked. i would have been jealous if bang pd-nim had your nudes and i didn't.

rm_notamonster
WTF DID YOU DO THAT HOW MANY TIMES DID I TELL YOU "MIN, SWEETIE, DON'T FUCKING LISTEN TO EXPENSIVE GIRL"
kmin_jee
IT STARTED BY ITSELF I JUST DANCED WITH A SOJU BOTTLE-
rm_notamonster
HOW DID BANG PD-NIM ANSWER?
kmin_jee
HE SAW THE MESSAGE BUT HE HASN'T ANSWER BACK YET. TOMORROW WE'LL SEE HIM I DON'T WANT TO BE FIRED-

t_aelien
don't worry min, if he fires you, i'll fire myself for you. i'll never leave you alone.
jngkookie
really hyung?
t_aelien
no tf, what are you thinking, that i had to say goodbye to my sexypornstar career for then fire myself? hell nah-
jinniepink
taehyung thE PRONUNCIATION
rm_notamonster
HE WON'T FIRE YOU GIRL, OR AT LEAST I HOPE HE WON'T-
sunshine94
has somebody seen my mang pajama?

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[the day after]

kmin_jee
i talked with bang pd-nim.

rm_notamonster
WHAT DID HE SAY
jngkookie
AM I THE MAKNAE NOW?
lil_mochi
WHO IS GOING TO DEBUT WITH US NOW?
sunshine94
i hope someone good at dancing. this group sucks.
jinniepink
if you leave can i borrow your face cream?
yoongsuga
i'll take your underwear, jungkook's ones have holes in them.
jngkookie
HYUNG DONT TOUCH MY UNDERWEAR-

kmin_jee
GUYS SHUT UP
> i'm not fired, and i'm not even out of the group.
> he said that "it's fine to be fine and that i'm young to be young and that life with 7 horny boys is difficult".
> he also gave me a promotion.
> because he said that i need money to buy a better quality soju.
> he is also thinking about making me the main dancer.

jinniepink
...
*jinniepink has removed kmin_jee*

t_aelien
btw guys expensive girl is a really good song.
rm_notamonster
i know boy, i know.