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tagged by @truth_milk!

i know it says do it in three days but i didnt want to post this and then not post a chapter like a jerk so here its late take it

the ten fact part thing:

1. im not interesting at all so please bear with me
2. i should prob make a separate book for tags but no
3. i am Big Coward
4. i have two dogs and i love them very, very much but theyre big and fat and lazy
5. i will be a sophomore in college this fall and i hate it
6. im majoring in psychology and minoring in philosophy like a kool kid
7. im never going to find a job because of it wheeeee
8. i have listened to nothing but john mulaney on repeat for the past three weeks
9. and thus i have dragged my one(1) irl friend into this hell
10. i swear yall i have most of my books planned out but im just too lazy to put em into words and college is a piece of shit but im paying for it so

i love jokes that are funny because theyre not supposed to be so here (taken from https://www.inherentlyfunny.com/cat-93-funny_antijokes.html because i am unfunny and uncreative as hell):

what did the worm say to the snail?
- nothing. they can't talk.

spoilers? i am just about as confused as the rest of you guys are so

as per tradition i dont tag people because i am a friendless loner, which is a term that is redundant in itself but i enjoy it because it adds emphasis and a strange sort of aura that makes it seems much more melancholic

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