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dysfunctional family

$hway bum
Answer your phones, peasants. Your king has entered the groupchat

baby dae
I was taking a nap but because you're my best friend,
I'll ignore the fact that you woke me up. 

loco moco
haha, cranky dahye is my favorite dahye

baby dae
Eat shit, Hyukwoo

Hoody Lewinski
I don't know why I hang out with any of you besides my baby dahye
and Jay because gives me my paycheck

The Great Gray
This better be fucking important because I just had to pause black ops AGAIN
for the second time today for your bitch ass today

$hway Bum
Unless y'all want your contracts to be terminated, you would listen.
Kiss my bleached asshole, Seonghwa.

Papa Dominic's🍕
I, for one, am genuinely interested in what *cough* our boss *cough has to say

$hway Bum
Thank you, Kisok.

baby dae
I hate to be a bother, but I'm really tired from the show and want to sleep, so please do get to the matter.

$hway Bum
I have an announcement to make about Dahye here

baby dae
Oh no

The Great Gray
Oh yES

loco moco
Spill the tea, sis

Hoody Lewinski
I'm intrigued now that Dahye doesn't want him say whatever it is

Papa Dominic's🍕
Stop harassing my daughter you rats

baby dae
Thank you Kisok
I have always loved you more than the others

Papa Dominic's🍕
But that doesn't mean I don't want to hear what he has to say
so urgently
that he made me lose on Candy Crush

baby dae
fuck you Jung Kisok

Papa Dominic's🍕
That would be extremely weird considering I am like
a father figure to you

The Great Gray
Ew

baby dae
I officially hate all of you

Hoody Lewinski
ANYWAYS
What were you trying to say Jay?

$hway bum
What I was trying to get at was can we all take a minute to just
accept the fact that our little baby Jang Dahye
has become one of the most fucking talented artists
in the industry?

Papa Dominic's🍕
That I can accept as a reason to have to start all the way from level one.
All jokes aside, I was honestly stunned by the way
she controlled the stage last night.

Mellow Elo
She has so much energy than
half of the guys who call
themselves rappers and you can't change my mind

loco moco
My beautiful donsaeng is out here really slaying everyone❤️

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