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You:
So, I've been doing some thinking, and we're basically friends now and you haven't even messaged me once

You:
I'm actually fkn hurt 😤

You:
'Hey, Y/N how're you?'

You:
Anything like that would've been nice ☹️ I'm really fkn sad now

xxx-xxx-xxx:
I don't even know you, how're we friends?

You:
We're friends because I said so

You:
What's your name?

xxx-xxx-xxx:
Hmm,

xxx-xxx-xxx:
For all you know, I could be a serial killer or something?

You:
That's the last thing a serial killer would say, so if you are-you're really bad at this

You:
Orrrrr, you could possibly be my future husband, just fkn sayin 🙂 so what's it's gonna be

xxx-xxx-xxx:
How could you say I'm your possible future husband, when you don't even know if I'm a guy or not?

xxx-xxx-xxx:
I am though, but please try to refrain from saying things like future husband and such, I'm in a committed relationship with someone I love.

You:
I ain't ask all that

You:
I can be ya mashed potatoes, depending on if your fine af

xxx-xxx-xxx:
My mashed potatoes? I'm not following.

xxx-xxx-xxx:
What's that supposed to mean?

You:
I can be ya side chick 🤠

You:
I'm joking, I never settle for less

You:
Too much of a bad bitch for all that shit

You:
I'm a once in a lifetime opportunity 👅👅👅

xxx-xxx-xxx:
I don't want a side chick, my girlfriend is enough for me.

You:
Yada yada yada 😤

xxx-xxx-xxx:
I've gotta go, Jusi needs me. I'll talk to you another time I guess.

You:
You never answered me when I asked your name kid

xxx-xxx-xxx:
V.

You:
V? Is that the new way that guys flirt? Here I was thinking I was bad at it, yikes 😬

You:
You a clown, you do it for likes 🤪

xxx-xxx-xxx:
That's my name.

You:
V, is your name? Oh, weird flex but okay

You:
Talk to you later, V

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