frick yes im one directions groupie!!!!! all my friends will be jealous. "bye mom" i said as i slammed the door on her face ha thats what she gets for h8ing me enough to sell me to a band she knows i dont like. well spoof a goof on her im gonna do it with harry everyday. we go on their tour bus and me and harry cant wait so we do the dirty in the big bedroom and the other members get the bunks. after we are done i look outside and we are moving. we go out into the main area and get to meet the members.
"hello my name is zane milk" ew he looks ... funky
"hello my name is louis tomlinson"
"bonjour je m'appelle dønnie"
"sorry he is bilingual and and .." harry leans in and whispers "we are trying to kill him because he wont leave the band even though we asked him nicely"
"hello my name is liam payne "
"hello my name is nial horn" hes a little funky lookin too
"hello one direction my name is ally hollister queen of the 1d fan club" hahah its true i am, im #1 1d fangirl. no this cant be happening im not like other girl i keep repeating the phrase in my head "im not like other girl, im not like other girls" there i should be better.
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adopted by 1d
Fanfictionthis is ironic and all for the meme dont h9 Ally Hollister (not like other girls) doesn't like one direction, and especially not Harry Styles (her bully) until one day ...
