the show just finished but zane had to take a big poo so we had to wait for him. harry suggests we play truth or dare and everyone agrees. we all sit in a circle and harry goes first cuz as i said he is #1
"so... ally ... truth or dare??"
"dare"
"i dare you to let me get you pregert"
"fine" harry picks up my birth control and throws it in the trash. "now its my turn, harry truth or dare"
"truth"
"ok, what would you do if you were a girl for a day?"
"finger myself"
"cool" now zane is done pooing so we go back on the tour bus and me and harry decide to do it. when we are done i take a pregercy test and it says positive. oh boy i cant wait to have a family with harry i am so cool and popular now.
its the next day and we decided to go out for breakfast except for me, i go to the doctor to take an ultrasound and guess what!!! im pregert with quadruplets wow im so excited but its gonna be a painful birth. i cant wait to tell harry!!!!!!1
"umm...." the doctor says
"what?" oh no are the babies dead or something
"we need to take your blood sample"
"uhhh ok i guess" the doctor pulls out a fat needle and gives me a creepy face. i think im going to die lmao about time. the doctor stabs my arm.
"sorry but you have an std"
"bro my god harry >:( !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" i yell as loud as i can and harry comes to see me.
"im here what do you need" harry says wow best dad/lover ever!!!!!!!!
"your girlfriend has an std" the doctor says and harry looks embarrassed because he just gave me a disease.
"harry... it's fine, I need to tell you something"
"yes?"
"im pregert"
YOU ARE READING
adopted by 1d
Fanfictionthis is ironic and all for the meme dont h9 Ally Hollister (not like other girls) doesn't like one direction, and especially not Harry Styles (her bully) until one day ...
