Horrible Histories Songs: Lyrics Book [COMPLETED]

Series 4: Episode 6: Victoria and Albert - A Love Ballad

Queen Victoria:
For forty years I ruled alone.
Shed all those tears while on the throne.
What got me through the pain and hurt,
Was clinging to the memory of Albert.

Prince Albert:
I loved her so, my darling Vikki.
So much you know, almost made me sicky.
I vas not liked in your country.
But who cares when I had her love for me.
Her love for me.

Both:
Oh V and A,
Oh A and V.
Each way it spells L O V E.
Oh A and V,
Oh V and A.
They'll name a building after us one day.

Prince Albert:
In love from our first rendezvous.

Queen Victoria:
As Queen - had to propose to you.
You were my rock in a crisis -

Prince Albert:
Like when someone tried to shoot you but they missed.

Queen Victoria:
We were a real celebrity pair.
Was first Queen Vic -

Prince Albert:
First Albert!

Queen Victoria:
Square.

Prince Albert:
The press watched every smile and flirt.

Queen Victoria:
Called us Al-boria,
But I preferred Vic-bert.

Prince Albert:
Or you can call me Al!

Both:
Oh Bert and Vic,
Oh Vic and Bert.

Queen Victoria:
Nine kids made me found in hurt.

Both:
Oh Vic and Bert,
Oh Bert and Vic.

Queen Victoria:
Yet I found babies ugly - ironic.

(Spoken)
Ugh! My eyes!

Both:
We set trends, started new traditions.
Christmas trees, wearing tartan with style.

Queen Victoria:
Albert backed, the Great Exhibition.

Prince Albert:
Which made Great Britain,
Albert-o-phile.

Queen Victoria:
(Spoken)
At last!

Both:
Oh Vic and Al,
Oh Al and Vic.

Queen Victoria:
You showed our kids love with your stick.

Both:
Oh Al and Vic,
Oh Vic and Al.
Ours was a truly grand affair royale.

Queen Victoria:
Then Albert died,
Which left just me.
Just V, no A.
No A, just V.
Oh, how I mourned my special pal.

Prince Albert:
I loved you Vic.

Queen Victoria:
I loved you, Al.