In which Perrie is heartbroken after a harsh break-up and decides to start off by creating a Tinder account. Little did she know what surprises she would find there ...
Jeed: Jeed stands for Jade, which is a girl's name. and that's exactly what I am...
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Feb, Mon 10:30 am
jeed: good morning, sweet ass
pez: Morning xx
pez: oh and I have a name
pez: please, you use it. Thank you
jeed: lol
jeed: I prefer 'sweet ass' but ok
jeed: how you doin?
pez: sleepy
pez: heading to Uni
jeed: uhh good luck!
pez: thanks.. i guess haha
jeed: so
pez: ?
jeed: I'm still waiting to show me your real you 👀
pez: oh
jeed: aka pictures
pez: I still don't know if your a perv or something
jeed: trust me
pez: ugh fine
pez:
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jeed: ok i wasn't ready
jeed: damn
jeed: i prefer this version more tbh
pez: you do?
jeed: I tend to have these fantasies with nerds ...
pez: I'm not a nerd smh
pez: I just wear glasses... occasionally
jeed: ok ok
jeed: Perrie, you're damn beautiful.
jeed: I don't understand how you ex could've cheated on you. He's such a loser.
pez: oh thanks ☺️
pez: it's been a while since someone told me I was beautiful 🙈
jeed: no.fucking.way
pez: yes
jeed: well, there are a lot people in need of glasses.
pez: probably ...
jeed: it's a fact.
pez: you're the sweetest guy I've ever texted with... i must say
pez: although you can be pretty weird sometimes lol
jeed: oh thanks
pez: so
pez: i think you should show me pictures of you too
jeed: really?
pez: maybe
jeed: have you sent nudes to someone?
pez: what??? no!!!
jeed: well, maybe this can be your first time
pez: wait no
jeed: ok then I'll send you one then 👌🏻
pez: WHAT JEED WAIT NO
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Jade's POV
I couldn't help but smile, imagining her blushing after my reply. She is so innocent and I freaking love it. Nowadays, most of the girls are pretty dirty-minded. I blame wattṕad and all of those fanfics. Damn.
'Hey, Niall, can you give a pic of your dick?' I ask my best friend who almost chokes after listening to my request.
'Why do you want a picture of his dick? It's weird'
'It's not your business, Lauren' I calmly answer to my girl friend. 'So? Are you giving me that pic or not?'
I could see Niall blushing as he approaches me. 'What? NO, Jade. I'm not giving you a pic of my dick. Are you crazy?'
'But I need it!!!' I cried pretty loudly catching the attention of my other bandmates.
'What do you need?' Shawn asks grabbing his cellphone. Since when does he care about our stuff? Wow.
'Nothing' Niall quickly answers before I even open my mouth. Little bastard. 'Jade's just saying nonsense, that's all'
Shawn just nodded focusing on replying his fans' cheesy messages. What a player.
'Are you giving me that or not?'
My blond friend gets closer to me and softly whispers. 'Why do you even want it?'
'Why are you whispering though?'
'Just tell me!'
'I just want to send it to Perrie'
Niall looks at me confused. 'Who's Perrie?'
'The Tinder girl I'm chatting with, remember?' I roll my eyes. MY best friend's memory sucks.
'Oh' Niall creepily smiles for second and then frowns, quite irritated. Okay, he may be the moodiest guy on the planet. 'Still, I am not giving any pictures of my dick'
'But why?'
'Because it's my dick and I decide who can see it or not' Damn Niall. 'Just tell her, Jade'
I watch my friend walking to his house, leaving me there thinking if I should just tell her the truth or not.
Probably I should.
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Is it just me who rewatches their performance at the Brits? Like it was so damn epic, I just can't get over it.
