Do
Give him bacon.
Give him hentai.
Let him sleep in your lap.
Make sure he stays snug and comfy, or else he will throw a fit.
Cuddle him.
Teach him gun safety. Not like he will listen... But try anyways. He appreciates your concern.
Did I mention hentai and bacon?
His bedtime story MUST have to do with communism. Have fun.
Don't
Neglect him
Feed him after midnight.
Allow him any contact with a Tom.
Give him Spite Cranberry.
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