(Goku has entered the chat)
Goku- I want actual food not that cruddy tofu junk [lightbulb appears over his head] I'll ask my friends :)
Krillian's Chat Room:
Krillian- So how is the training Yamcha
Yamcha- I stopped that stuff I'm trading for baseball
Krillian- Meh I've stopped too
(Goku has entered the chat)
Krillian- Goku? What brings you here to our neck of the woods
Goku- Oh nothing much
Yamcha- You want food don't you?
Goku- Yeah :(
Krillian- Wouldn't Chi Chi kick your but if she found out?
Goku- Yes [rubs his head from the multiple hits] they hurt more then when Piccolo shot his special beam cannon through my chest.
Krillian- Fine you can com....
(Chi Chi has entered the chat)
Goku- Crud
(Goku has left the chat)
Chi Chi- [devilish smile] was my husband here
Krillian- Um No
[Chi Chi pulls out her knife like she threaded to castrate Krillian in DBZ abridged]
Chi Chi- Are you sure about that
Yamcha- 0-0
Krillian-............positive [flinches]
Chi Chi- [sharpens knife]
Krillian- S***
(Krillian has left the chat)
Yamcha- Uh....bye
(Yamcha has left the chat)
Chi Chi- Your next [points at reader with a demonic smile]
Vegeta/Bulma chat room:
Bulma- Vegeta we should go out sometime we haven't in years
Vegeta- darn it woman I have to train every moment I can.
Bulma- >:(
Vegeta- Oh call a wambulance she's drowning in her tears
Bulma- Your mean [starts crying]
Vegeta- Jesus cr... ok I will now just be quiet
Bulma- Yay let's go right n....
(Goku has entered the chat)
Vegeta- Kakarot what the hell are you doing here?
Goku- I need food plus Chi Chi's after me and she has the knife.
Bulma- But why here?
Goku- Because you can protect me you are a woman right?
Vegeta- [spits out water] HA HA HA HA HA!
Bulma- WHAT THE F*** GOKU OF COURSE IM A WOMAN I HOPE SHE CUTS YOU TO ribbon!
Goku- ! You support the red ribbon army?
Bulma- GAH!
(Bulma has left the chat)
Vegeta- Now you did it [smirks]
Goku- So you got food.
Vegeta- [in a voice like Golim from LOTR] it's all mine, my precious.
Goku-.........ok
(Chi Chi has entered the chat)
Goku- 0-0
Vegeta- 0-0
Chi Chi- I've got you know
To Be Continued....
Ha ha ha this is the best one yet. I try to cross some barriers that they wouldn't on DBZ but not to far. Find out if Goku survives in Chapter Eight Goku's Munchy Exploration Part Two
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DBZ/GT CHAT ROOM
FanfictionThe z fighters have entered the chat room and things are going to get hectic. Read Goku's mission to get a some food when he's put on a diet, Master Roshi goes after every girl in the DBZ universe with terrible results. And so much more!
