Jordan Sweeto is mine (JordanXreader)

the smut

so i went over to jordan's house and it's been two years since we've dated
jordan: let's do the dirty
he smirks
me: jordan your a dirty boy
we do the dirty for hours and hours then donald trump comes in and tells me i should slit my wrist because i'm emo.

three weeks later

oh no

i goofed

i'm pregnant now

jordan: yeet the fetus

no baby sweeto