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R #103

One day at the end of class, johnny's teacher asked the class to go home and think of a story to be concluded with a moral of that story.

The following day the teacher asks for the first vollunteer to tell their story

Suzie raises her hand. "My dad owns a farm and every sunday we load the chicken eggs intp the truck and drive to town to sell them

at the market. Well, one sunday we hit a big bumpand all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road.

When the teacher asked for the moral of the story, Suzie replied " Don't keep all your eggs in one basket."

Lucy went next "My dad owns a farm too every weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator

last weekend only eight of the 12 eggs hatched."

Again the teacher asked for the moral of the story

Lucy replied, "Don't count your chicken before they hatch"

Next was johnny. "My uncle Ted fought in the Vietnam war, and his plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out

Before it crashed but couldonly take a case of beer, a machine gun and a machete. On the way down, he drank the case of beer. Then he

Landed right in the middle of the middle of 100 Vietnamese soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun but then run out of bullets! So he pulled

out his machete and killed 20 more. Then the blade on his machete broke, so he killed the last ten with his bare hands.

The teacher looked a little shocked. After clearing her throat, she asked what possible moral there could be to this story.

"Well" Johnny replied "Don't fuck with uncle Ted when he's drunk."