Dad: Can you get me a drink?
Kid: Cola or Pepsi?
Dad: Cola.
Kid: Normal or dietary?
Dad: Normal.
Kid: Bottle or Can?
Dad: Bottle! /:
Kid: 1L or 0.5L?
Dad: Screw it! Just buy me water!
Kid: Normal or carbonated?
Dad: NORMAL!
Kid: Warm or cold?
Dad: Get out!
Kid: Now or later?
Dad: I'm going to kill you!
Kid: Knife or gun?
Dad: Gun!
Kid: In the head or body?
Dad: Fuck you!!!
