Person: How drunk was I?
Friend: You know that squirrel outside my house, the one that eats all the seeds from the bird feeder?
Person: Yeah.
Friend: You tried throwing it in my pool while screaming 'SANDY CHEEKS, BIKINI BOTTOM NEEDS YOU!'
Person: .....Really?
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