R for random

R #113

I was in the public restroom

I was barely sitting down when i heard a voice in the other stall:

"Hi, how are you?"

Me:(embarrassed) "Doin' fine!"

Stall: "So what are you up to?"

Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you just sitting here."

Stall: "Can I come over?"

Me:(attitude) "No! I'm a little busy right now!!"

Stall: "Listen, I'll have to call you back there's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!"