The World of Webby Vanderquak

Granny

I think I should start with Granny because well she has been with me for like as long as I can remember, pretty much my whole life because I was only one year old when my mom died and I never knew what happened to my dad after that but yeah anyways Granny has taught me everything I know today like how to set up a trap for someone who needs it like the Beagle boys or Ma Beagle, witch weapon to take for the appropriate situation, interrogation techniques, you know the usually kid stuff...... ok maybe my childhood was a little different then most kids but I think every kid should know how to defend themselves at a young age. Granny taught me these things as soon as I could crawl. She even let me watch Kung fou movies but yet I can't watch horror movies but don't tell Granny but occasionally I watch some horror movies on my phone at night. Speaking of horror movies when I was little Granny would dress me up like different things for Halloween when I was little until I got old enough to choose what I wanted to be and yes even though I didn't get to go places often my Granny wasn't that bad, she'd let me go "trick or treating" , well, as long as her, Launchpad, and sometimes Scrooge would be with me.Halloweens were also my favorite because that was when I got to spend time with Scrooge but now there even more better since the triplets are here. Last year Dewey was a super hero, Louie was the Monopoly guy, Huey was a pilot and I was Darkwing Duck, Launchpad especially loved that, he loves Darkwing Duck and I grew up watching it too so I liked it as well. Granny of course went with us, it's funny because she always spends two weeks plotting the safest routes and neighborhoods to "Trick or treat" at. She always said Halloween was the death of her but she still took me because I enjoyed it, I guess she liked it better when I was a baby and she didn't have to do anything but dress me up but since I am older I get to go "Trick or treating" but yeah I was looking at a photo album of me last weekend and I saw my baby Halloween costume. My 1st Halloween I was a daisy, second I was a dime, yeah Scrooge got to pick out that one, then my third I was a princess and then I started picking out my own costumes. But Granny looked so young in those photos. I have more questions about my parents but she will never tell me, she always says that I will learn when I am older, well I am older, I am about to be thirteen years old but apparently that's not old enough. I also have strict rules

Rule #1 No cussing, she pretty much white out all of the cuss words in all my dictionaries.
Rule #2 No horror movies
Rule #3 No dating until I am at least 16.
And yeah did I mention that Granny used to be a world class spy!! Is there anything she can't do but yeah Granny never seas to amaze me. Anyways that's pretty much it about Granny.