random out of context quotes from today

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"Howdy doody."

"What the flippity floppity frick is that."

"Oh so Canadian is an angle then okay-"

*while holding a yardstick* "If anything gets out of hand, I have a big stick. *laugh*"

"wOulD yOu KidS lIkE tO hEAR abOut ChrIstMas-"
"Screw Christmas-"

"Reading makes you more smarter."

"SHUT THE FU-Front door."

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