Sasuke Uchiha

Team 7

This is it, the moment we've all been waiting for! The forming of our teams!

I sat patiently as I waited for Iruka to come. Suddenly Naruto entered the room and made a huge scene....not a surprise.

Tobirama sighed and facepalmed from behind me.

Shikamaru asked him on why he was here when he obviously failed the exam before.

Naruto boasted on passing and approached Sakura.

"Hey look! Sakura I passed! Cool huh?" He tried impressing her.

Sakura only huffed and turned her head away and blushed at me.

Naruto's heart shattered.

"N-N...Naruto-kun..." whispered a shy Hyūga at the back.

Naruto took no notice and stomped right up to me and jumped on the desk and squatted beside me.

"I don't see why you're so popular teme!" He yelled in my face.

'Oh.'

Oh!

OH!!

It's this scene!!

I panicked and tried standing up but Naruto pushed me back down.

"Hey! I'm not done talking to you!" Naruto said, "Don't you walk away coward!"

Then it happened...

A stupid idiot who I really wanted to kill now pushed Naruto.

I gave a pleading look to Tobirama asking for help.

Tobirama screamed. Yes, screamed.

Naruto lips came crashing on mine.

I shoved him off and gasped for air.

"Ack! Gyah! Pah!" I said while spitting and wiping my mouth.

"Disgusting!" Naruto groaned.

Tobirama's soul left his ghost body.

He deflated and melted onto the floor.

Then the army of fangirls came and pummelled Naruto, I felt kind of bad but not a lot...

"S-Sakura...!" I wheezed, "I-Ino...!   Get me water!!"

He tasted like ramen and...milk?

Immediately they rushed off with a few of my fangirls to find buckets of water.

Some stayed to beat up Naruto...

Once my composure was restored I sighed and glanced at Tobirama.

Tobirama was depressed. Really, really depressed.

"That brat......kissed my girlfriend..." he muttered darkly, "And I couldn't do anything.....I hate being a ghost..."

I sighed.

'Poor me...poor Tobi-kun...' I thought.

I turned to glance at Naruto and almost flinched at how bloody and bruised he was.

The fangirls did quite a number on him!

'Poor Naruto!!' I thought while sweating.

Then Iruka walked in. Naruto popped himself back up and sat down with a grin. He was determined to beat his new rival.

"Okay...here's the team list!" Iruka said while reading the list.

"......Team 7! Naruto Uzumaki, Sakura Haruno-!"