Sasuke Uchiha

Special Chapter: AU (author on crack)

The last thing I remember is eating the tomatoes that Tobirama so graciously obtained.

Then!!!! A bright light!!!

FWOOSH!!!! Shiny light effect!!! FWOOSH!!!

And...?

Here I am standing before Orochimaru along with the former reanimated Hokage.

And then I realized!!! This was the canon dimension!!! (Y'all need to pretend Canon Izuna is a gal Kay?)

Dun!

Dun!!

DUN!!!!!!!!

But....I wasn't Sasuke!!! I was.....

Izuna!!!

Well, fuck me.

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"This is temporary..." the Sage said to me.

"Holy Fu-?!"

Then I coughed.

"When did you get here?"

The Sage said nothing.

"Stop innocent deaths in this world too mkay?"

"Wait-!"

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Sasuke glared at me.

"Um...? What the hell am I doing here?" I asked, "I'm dead aren't I?"

Tobirama glared at me hatefully.

I didn't actually mind since he wasn't MY Tobi-kun.

"Whatcha looking at Senju?" I asked.

Tobirama growled and lunged for me.

I cackled mentally when I leaped out of the way.

Although I'd never dream of pissing my Tobirama off this was fun.

Orochimaru restricted Tobirama.

"Mind telling me what's going on?" I asked, "unless someone explains I'm going to just Um...leave."

"You're going to tell me what I want to know." Said Sasuke.

I blinked.

"You're an Uchiha?"

Lol I already knew!!

He activated his sharingan.

"Hn."

"It's been years since your death..." Orochimaru said.

I turned to him, "You....look like a pedophile."

Hiruzen coughed harshly to cover his laughter.

Orochimaru twitched.

Sasuke scowled, "My brother Itachi... he blahblahblah..."

"Killed the mighty Uchiha?" I played along, "Impossible!"

Tobirama said, "Seems it isn't..."

I sighed, "Tell me what I missed... wait! Let me guess? Somehow the Senju and Uchiha created a village and years later the Uchiha planned a coup d'état!"

Hehehe I'm gonna troll em.

"H-how?" Suigetsu Whispered.

I smirked, "Hn."

Tobirama eyed me.

'Somethings off about Izuna...he's not who I battled before or is he?' Tobirama pondered.