(this is the conversation Jin was having with Namjoon while he and Taehyung were waiting for Jimin's class to end)
Joonie:
Hey
Would you mind if I asked you something?
wwHandsome:
oh hi Joonie
sure! i have time rn
i'm waiting for a friend of mine
what is it?
Joonie:
why is your username wwHandsome?
wwHandsome:
because i'm handsome?
Joonie:
...
wwHandsome:
you don't believe me??
Joonie:
I mean... Everyone I know that is handsome doesn't, uhm, self proclaim themselves as handsome, but you do you I guess
wwHandsome:
i would send you a selfie right now but the light here is not that good and all my selfies are like a week old
Joonie:
...
You probably haven't changed that much in a week
wwHandsome:
i get more handsome every day
Joonie:
Right...
wwHandsome:
wait how old are you
Joonie:
Me?
wwHandsome:
who else in this conversation
Joonie:
Makes sense
I was born in '94
wwHandsome:
:0
Joonie:
What
wwHandsome:
do you have no respect for your elders
:0
Joonie:
Are you older than me?
wwHandsome:
What Do You Think
Joonie:
I'm...
Sorry?
wwHandsome:
YOU BETTER BE
Joonie:
should I call you hyung then?
wwHandsome:
oh you're a guy
Joonie:
I am
wwHandsome:
you never told me
Joonie:
We haven't talked to each other for that long hyung - _ -
Also you never asked
wwHandsome:
what
were you expecting
for me to be like
"Are you a boy or girl"
Joonie:
Great Pokémon reference
wwHandsome:
I know right
Joonie:
What does the ww mean then
wwHandsome:
worldwide
Joonie:
Your name
Is world wide handsome
wwHandsome:
yes
Joonie:
Why?
wwHandsome:
I already told you
because i'm handsome
Joonie:
I got that part
Why worldwide
wwHandsome:
you know how Korean beauty standards are different from other countries
Joonie:
Yeah?
wwHandsome:
everyone i have met
whether they were Korean or not
always told me i was handsome
meaning my beauty is worldwide
Joonie:
That
Actually makes a lot of sense
wwHandsome:
aCtUaLlY???
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ACTUALLY
Joonie:
Oh look, my roommate needs my help in cleaning the house
Sorry hyung gotta go
wwHandsome:
YAH
GET BACK HERE
Joonie:
:)
wwHandsome:
YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT DISRESPECT
YOU ARE READING
Call me, Beep me // NamJin Text Fic
Fanfiction"how did you manage to text the wrong number after the whole thing that happened last time" "...Your conversation was the one at the top of my contacts" (Very slow updates, ngl)
