"how did you manage to text the wrong number after the whole thing that happened last time"
"...Your conversation was the one at the top of my contacts"
(Very slow updates, ngl)
wwHandsome: Joonie Joonie Joonie Namjoon-ah Joon Namjonie I'm running out of nicknames here Joon bear
Joonie: Joon bear?
wwHandsome: Wow You really only answered to that one Your name is now Joonie bear Or you won't listen to me (apparently)
Joonie: Ah sorry hyung I was talking with someone
wwHandsome: *Insert that gif of Snoop Dogg going WHO*
Joonie: Did you really type that out
wwHandsome: I don't have the gif so
Joonie:
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wwHandsome: Do you just have that???
Joonie: No I went to search it Like a normal person
wwHandsome: Sassy Namjoon is back I see I want the cute Namjoon who uses a lot of cute emojis
Joonie: . . . Bye
wwHandsome: nO
Joonie: What is it hyung
wwHandsome: I'm bored ;^; I finished all my homework ;^; And I have no more lives in this game I really like ;^;
Joonie: That's unfortunate but what do I have to do with that?
wwHandsome: ;^; ;;^;; :'(
wwHandsome: Fine I'll talk to you
Joonie: Yay!! :* . . But about what
Joonie . . . You were the one that texted me
wwHandsome: I know......
Joonie: Want me to tell you some crazy stories that happened to me while I was at work
wwHandsome: Yes please!!! I also do part-time but nothing ever happens ;-;
Joonie: Where do you work?
wwHandsome: It's at this tiny library It's cozy Nothing happens much The worse that happened was when I found a couple making out in one of the corners But I tell you they looked ready to just do the do right there
Joonie: That must have been,,,, uncomfortable
wwHandsome: I had to break them off and it was sooooooo awkward My coworker said my ears were red when I came back But get this, that was not the worse
Joonie: There's more???
wwHandsome: So, there they were Doing... That (I swear they looked like they were literally EATING each other)
Joonie: XD
wwHandsome: And I'm like "THIS IS A LIBRARY WTF" I didn't say that because I'm a good employee >:( "Hey, um, this is library. I'm gonna have to ask you to leave." And they started whispering to themselves But the thing is I WASN'T THAT FARI AWAY FROM THEM
Joonie: Oh
wwHandsome: yEaH Girl: I told you this wasn't a good place (OH REALLY BITCH) Guy: Ugh he's cutting our fun *proceeds to give me the stink eye* (if you don't get out I will cut your di-) Girl: What if we.. *whispers even lower* Guy:what Girl: *repeats* Guy: what?? (It seems you have some problems hearing. Probably with your eyes too because I'M RIGHT HERE) Girl: What. If. He. Joins. Us
Joonie: DID SHE REALLY SAY THAT
wwHandsome: SHE DID I'M NOT KIDDING LIKE WHO DO YOU THINK I AM
Joonie: That's wild
wwHandsome: As I heard that I said "Guys what the hell I can hear you" And the girl looks at me, flips her hair - probably trying to look sexy (and failing) - and starts walking to me and touches my arm
Joonie: Oooohhhh The Touch™?
wwHandsome: YES THAT 😤 And I was ready to scream at her because sweaty,,,, I'm as straight as a donut but go off (and the guy looked like his face was hit by a brick at birth) So I take her arm off me and say "please get out or ill call the police" And they (FINALLY) (and very reluctantly) get out Then I go to one of my co-workers and he tells me my ears are as red as peppers (Wich is not that great of an analogy because peppers can also be green or yellow but sure)
Joonie: Straight as a donut?
wwHandsome: Is that seriously all you got from that conversation
Joonie: Dejavu
wwHandsome: I HAVE BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE HIGHER ON THE STREETS 'CAUSE I KNOW IT'S MY PLACE TO GO
Joonie: . . .
wwHandsome: Wait, you were the one supposed to tell ME work stories
Joonie: I know But it's okay, I'll tell them another time I have to go to dinner I'm having dinner with Yoongi-hyung and his project partner
wwHandsome: Oh I didn't think it was this late I'll go have dinner too Bye Joon bear
Joonie: I- Well whatever At least it's a cute name Bye Jin-hyung
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Chat between: wwHandsome and spritelover
wwHandsome: You coming for dinner or
spritelover: Hyung I literally texted half an hour ago saying "I'm having dinner with my project partner and his roommate"
wwHandsome: Oh You did I was talking with Joonie I didn't see it
spritelover: 😏
wwHandsome: Bye Thanks for making me have dinner alone BISH
