BAnGtAn Book of Random Shit [Credits to My One Brain Cell]

Jin

AlmightyEomma: Hey babe~ ☺️

Y/N: Hiiiiii!!!

AlmightyEomma: Wyd?

Y/N: Texting u...

Y/N: Wyd??

AlmightyEomma: Cooking~

AlmightyEomma: So I was wondering,,,

AlmightyEomma: If you wanted to come over and cook w/ me?

Y/N: Jin, you know what happened last time.

Y/N: I almost BURNT the damn house down.

Y/N: I can't cook.

Y/N: I can't even be near a fücking kitchen without managing to somehow hurt myself or severely burn something.

Y/N: I'm basically Namjoon frfr headass-

AlmightyEomma: Language please.

Y/N: I ain't serving anything but facts Jin and you know it.

AlmightyEomma: Okay but why tf are you turning defensive???

Y/N: Why tf are you putting your life at risk??? Frfr

AlmightyEomma: Damn okay. I was just asking if you wanted to come over and help me cook.

AlmightyEomma: I didn't ask for you to cook a 7 course meal. Deadass-

AlmightyEomma: Or that attitude of yours...

Y/N: lAnGuAgE pLeAsE

AlmightyEomma: So you comin over or what?

Y/N: *internally sighs*

Y/N: I'm only doing this for the food.

AlmightyEomma: And?

Y/N: And wot?

AlmightyEomma: You know.

AlmightyEomma: Say it.

Y/N: Do I have to? 😫

AlmightyEomma: Yes. Now say it before I burn this food myself and throw it out the damn window.

Y/N: FINE.

Y/N: IM ONLY COMING OVER FOR THE FOOD AND YOU.

AlmightyEomma: See? It wasn't that hard~

Y/N: But it was cringey af.

AlmightyEomma: (￣▽￣)

Y/N: Remind me to never say that EVER again.

Y/N: I'll be over in 5.

AlmightyEomma: Alrighty, see you then babe~

AlmightyEomma: Love chu💜

Y/N: Love u 2