BAnGtAn Book of Random Shit [Credits to My One Brain Cell]

Yoongi

User2330X99:
Hi

Y/N:
Uh who is this?

User2330X99:
Take a guess. Who do you think would write
a 2 letter word and send it to someone?

Y/N:
Wait

Y/N:
Is this Min Yoongi???

User2330X99:
No it's the damn pizza delivery guy trynna hit you up

User2330X99:
Of course it's me idiot

Y/N:
Damn ok. I didn't know jeez...

User2330X99:
Ok but why would I write a long ass paragraph just to say 'hi' to someone???

User2330X99:
I ain't extra like the rest of the kids in our class. They're dumb as fuck attention seekers...

Y/N:
Tru tho. But how did you get my number?
We barely even talk in class

Y/N:
And why don't you change your username? If you keep texting people like this you'd end up being blocked...

User2330X99:
1: I asked ur friend bc I needed to ask
you something.

2: Because I'm lazy as fuck and I don't give a damn.

Y/N:
Wow for once you use punctuation in your sentences.

Y/N:
What did you want to ask me?

User2330X99:
Shit...

User2330X99:
I just realized how nervous I am to actually say this

Y/N:
Come on! It's probably not that hard.

User2330X99:
bEt

User2330X99:
Anyways. Ughh

Y/N:
JUST SAY IT!

User2330X99:
ALRIGHT- I LIKE YOU

Y/N:
Oh

User2330X99:
Oh fuck. You know the situation is THAT awkward when you don't use punctuation...

User2330X99:
Okay. Bye, I'm gonna go cry in a corner now 👋🏽

Y/N:
WAIT!

Y/N:
NO DON'T LEAVE!!!

User2330X99:
What?

User2330X99:
Did you just say you didn't want me to leave?

Y/N:
YES?

User2330X99:
Why tho?

User2330X99:
Is it what I think it is?!??!!?!??

Y/N:
Ok. Maybe...

User2330X99:
wAITTTTT-

User2330X99:
ARE YOU SERIOUS

User2330X99:
SO YOU'RE SAYING THERES AN
ACTUAL CHANCE OF ME DATING YOU?!?

Y/N:
Woah there man.

Y/N:
Calm your crotch. Put the lid back on
that steamy pot and cHILL.

User2330X99:
Oof. Sorry

User2330X99:
I do agree that I got a little to excited...

Y/N:
"A LITTLE".

User2330X99:
So, is there really a chance for me?

User2330X99:
Could we really be,,,

User2330X99:
Y'know, a couple?

Y/N:
Uhhhhh...

Y/N:
I don't know man,,,

User2330X99:
Hmm.

User2330X99:
How about I take you somewhere?

Y/N:
Woah dude. Are you trynna sound creepy?

Y/N:
Cuz it's workin- SKSKSKS

Y/N:
Anyways, back to the point.

User2330X99:
What if I took you out to lunch?

User2330X99:
Or dinner? If you prefer~

Y/N:
YES.

Y/N:
IF IT INVOLVES FOOD THAT I'M IN.

User2330X99:
Great!

User2330X99:
It's a date~!💖