Hide.. I see Monday
...Must be Monday..
1.I like Tuesday simply because it is literally the furthest from next Monday I can possibly be.
2.Monday Morning......Rolling out of bed is easy. Getting up off the floor is another story.
3.A rainy Friday is still better than a sunny Monday...
4.I can see smoke on the horizon. God I hope it's rest of Monday burning to the ground.
5.I'm not saying she's a slut, but she's been banged more than a snooze button on Monday morning.
6.The only thing worse than Friday the 13th, is Monday the 13th.
7.I have a bad case of the Mondays only it’s everyday and it’s called existence.
Author Note- "Yesterday was Sunday" Share this to 15 friends,.. within 6 days you"ll get another Sunday. it really works... One of my friends ignored it and he got Monday within seconds..(poor kid).
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Wattypad - joke book
Humora book full of stupid, funny, and witty jokes and puns. I'll do updates daily and I take suggestions and jokes (I'll quote you)!