•PICKLES•

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Billie's P.O.V~

This bitch is gonna make me fucking kill myself, she's literally arguing over a jar of fucking pickles she forgot to buy for herself, who the fuck fights over pickles.

I know damn well she isn't on her period, she isn't having cramps and she isn't pregnant. I have never seen anyone fight over a jar slimy ass dills. "Please can you buy me some." She asks one last time. "OK, Cause your gonna annoy the shit out of me over damn pickles." I said back while slipping on my shoes and grabbing my keys.

Once I left and got the damn pickles I went to Walgreens and got this bitch flowers and candy, and if anybody else calls her a bitch. Yeah your right she is one but she's my bitch.

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